Rejection is never easy. The next time you get a rejection e-mail, instead of feeling dejected, you may want to consider this tone-conscious response. It's full of positivity, well-written grammatically, and is certain to at least get a second glance from that recruiter! 

Dear Bob,

Thank you for your letter of January 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your marketing department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of marketing assistant in your department this March. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

Danielle

Would you dare send this? We think you should give it (or your own version) a try. ToneCheck may be able to help!

Resurrected from several places on the web like here, here, and here and edited somewhat. Know the original source? Post it in the comments!